Thursday, 15 August 2013

Beard-Astrophe!!



So after a little cinema trip to see Kick-Ass 2. My love for Aaron Taylor Johnson came rushing back. My how he has grown from Angus Thong and Perfect Snogging days. Phwoar, they are sex gods! Georgie Nicholson had something SPOT ON! As has Sam Taylor Wood. Applause to her, managing to make two babies with this man. Then I re-thought. I thought of other times in the past and only only thing came to mind. THAT BEARD. THAT HORRIBLE BLONDE HAIR, MOUSTACHE, BEARD THING! LIKE WHAT WAS THAT STAGE????? 

Then it got me thinking of some other of our wonderful top leading men and they have all done it. Went from that sexy stubble thing to 2 months later having a full on Santa beard. If it is not November or Christmas. It is just not acceptable. I feel a beard for a man is like a full on fringe for a girl. We all got to try it right, but very very very few people actually ever pull them of well. ( I am not saying I would turn down any of these men due to their facial hair, but yes if they were asleep I may accidentally shave it off). Police Woman: "Ma'am are you aware of the crime you have just committed. Bringing a razer out on another person" Me: "I JUST WANT HIM TO BE BEAUTIFUL AGAIN" *

So here is a selection of some of the worst crime commiters. 

xx


*Please note I have not commited any crime in relation to shaving off a man's beard. 




Aaron Taylor-Johnson




Brad Pitt




Joaquin Phoenix




Tom Hardy




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