Purchase of the Week

Enfants Riches Déprimé Snapback.

Yeah I am gangsta now bitch's.

(I lived in France OK. I am allowed to mock you.)

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Beard-Astrophe!!

So after a little cinema trip to see Kick-Ass 2. My love for Aaron Taylor Johnson came rushing back. My how he has grown from Angus Thong and Perfect Snogging days. Phwoar, they are sex gods! Georgie Nicholson had something SPOT ON! As has Sam Taylor Wood. Applause to her, managing to make two babies with this man. Then I re-thought. I thought of other times in the past and only only thing came to mind. THAT BEARD. THAT HORRIBLE BLONDE HAIR, MOUSTACHE, BEARD THING! LIKE WHAT WAS THAT STAGE????? 

Then it got me thinking of some other of our wonderful top leading men and they have all done it. Went from that sexy stubble thing to 2 months later having a full on Santa beard. If it is not November or Christmas. It is just not acceptable. I feel a beard for a man is like a full on fringe for a girl. We all got to try it right, but very very very few people actually ever pull them of well. ( I am not saying I would turn down any of these men due to their facial hair, but yes if they were asleep I may accidentally shave it off). Police Woman: "Ma'am are you aware of the crime you have just committed. Bringing a razer out on another person" Me: "I JUST WANT HIM TO BE BEAUTIFUL AGAIN" *

So here is a selection of some of the worst crime commiters. 

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*Please note I have not commited any crime in relation to shaving off a man's beard. 

Aaron Taylor-Johnson

Brad Pitt

Joaquin Phoenix

Tom Hardy

Just Look at the Architecture!!!!

 

This weekend I jumped on the band wagon and followed the cool kids to Battersea Power Station to get involved in the HoliFestival. (For those of you who don't know this is an Indian Festival of Colour which celebrates the triumph of 'good over bad'.) In London this means lots of drunk punks wearing white and throwing paint at each other! Good defiantly triumphed this day!

 

The day started like any other. Hungover. After a quick run to my friends followed by a Full English. (Epic Fail) I went home got on my white, and mouse ears of course and made my way over to the BEAUTIFUL Battersea Power Station to get my FUUNNNNN ON!!! A cheeky Pimm's in a tin later and we arrived ready to be dirtied up. That sounds wrong, but you get my jist. That also sounds wrong. I will just stop now.

 

We arrived just in time for the hourly countdown and let the drunkness and good times unfold. The Pirates were on top form as per usual! We went from white angels to deformed smurfs in no time at all. Can't wait for next year already.

 

Words for advice to all. Go on the Saturday. Rocking up to work with pink in your hair is maybe not the best impression to make!

 

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I DIE

This week in my inappropriate love scales is Nick Jonas. (This is not a week thing, this is a dangerous 5+ year thing.. Oh dear I need help)

Look a what a cutie he used to be and now what an ABSOLUTE BABE HE IS!

Nick once sang:

 'I'll try to do my best to impress' ..... NICK YOU HAVE!!!

Creep Out 

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Summer Jam Alright

I'm BAAACCCKKKKKKKK. So I may be the worst person at blogging ever. Try it out for like two weeks then return two months later! Now I have a new badboy of a laptop, I have no more excuses and I shall become better at this. (Now I only need to figure out fonts and well EVERYTHING. Trial and error people. Expect the worst.)

 

So yeah, summer has rocked so far. Thanks Mother Nature for that. Very pleasant surprise. THE UK HAS BEEN SUNNY PEOPLE! That shit cray! To catch you up on my absence for the past two months here is a brief summary.

It involved a lot of drink, food and playing dress up at work. I like the simple things in life. Unfortunately some of these simple things cost £500+. One day my pretty you shall all be mine. (Insert evil crazy movie character laugh here. I am feeling an evil doctor trying to take over the world one)

MWWWHHAAAAAA. Ok I will stop now.

 

 

 

View from my place in Turkey

 

 

 

Me enjoying the view

 

 

 

 

Strawberry Fever

 

 

 

Rekorderlig Midsummer Festival- Victoria Park

 

 

 

White girls can't jump. (Battersea Park)

 

 

Rooftop Dalston, Prosecco and wind tunnels = THIS.

 

 

Michael Buble. SWOOOONNN.

 

 

 

My new Sophia Webster sale babies

 

 

Columbia Road Flower Market

 

 

Maison Michel Rabbit dress up

 

 

Ashish dress up

 

 

J-Lo working what her mamma gave her

 

 

 

Lionel Richie being THE MAN

 

 

 

THORRRPPPEEE PARRKKKKK

 

 

 

Kerb Peckham. You Doughnuts. MMMMMMM.

 

 

 

Bompas and Parr. Tutti Frutti experience at Kew Gardens

 

 

More Kew Gardens fun.

 

 

BBQ times

 

 

Street Feast Haggeston

 

 

Mother Clucker at Truckstop

 

 

 

 

 

Me just being DOPPPPPEEEEEE!!!!!

 

 

So that is my summer so far people. Well the parts I managed to document anyway. Some parts I am very thankful photographic imagery was not there to witness.

 

Let's hope August brings lots more fun!!

 

xx